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Jul. 3rd, 2008

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A wordle of my own

I’ve seen some cool wordles, but it wasn’t until a friend posted one she created using a recent research paper that I got inspired to create one of my own. This wordle uses my “manifesto,” which was a 37-page, 6,889-word document outlining a proposed strategy for how we at Magazines.com interact with our customers to optimize lifetime value.

No surprise that “email” and “customers” are the prominent words for a visualization of a document describing, essentially, how best to communicate with our customers.

Originally published at The Bee Hive. You can comment here or there.

Jun. 26th, 2008

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Letter from a jilted lover

My colleague pointed me to a letter a friend of his wrote to American Airlines, “breaking up” with them.

Dear American Airlines,

I don’t think we should see each other any more.

I know that’s hard to hear. But you’re not the same airline I met a few years ago. You’ve changed. And not for the better. Sure, you say you love me… that you’ll take care of me… that I am “Elite” in your eyes… but those words just seem empty now. I need you to show me that your love is genuine.

There’s more. Lots more. And it’s brilliant. Check it out.

Originally published at The Bee Hive. You can comment here or there.

Jun. 19th, 2008

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Please don’t cry


Please don’t cry

Originally uploaded by Kate O’
My coworker Andy told me a sad story about a coyote killing a cat, and then left me a little chin-up note to counteract it. This place is nutty.

Originally published at The Bee Hive. You can comment here or there.

Jun. 18th, 2008

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Because really, how often will I get to say something like this?

My work day today consisted of almost 6 hours of driving, an hour and a half of meetings, and two hours of watching a minor league baseball game. (Our team won.)

Originally published at The Bee Hive. You can comment here or there.

May. 22nd, 2008

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The ’stache is dead; long live the ’stache

From Macleans, a poem in memory of John Oates’ mustache.

My favorite stanza?

Hall was tall, he was blond
He could sing in falsetto
But John Oates’ soup strainer
Helped fill up his bed-o

Originally published at The Bee Hive. You can comment here or there.

May. 13th, 2008

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Apparently, we grow bored with merely gourmet coffee

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I’m going to some shindig on Thursday featuring “microroasted artisanal coffees.” Really? “Microroasted?” I was aware of the home roasting trend (I started to call it a craze, but I think that’s overstating the case) but hadn’t run across the term “microroasted.” I’ve actually largely given up coffee (truly, you wouldn’t believe how much caffeine I’d been consuming and for how many years of my life) but this I just gotta see.

Originally published at The Bee Hive. You can comment here or there.

Apr. 14th, 2008

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Not to brag, but…

After reading Mike and Jon’s laments about being “off the grid,” I did a little ego-surfing on Google Maps street view, and, hey whaddya know, we’re on it. They must have driven by before our transom and sidelights went in on our doorway, so it looks a little unfinished, but we’re there!

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So, um, yeah. That was really important to determine. And now back to work.

Originally published at The Bee Hive. You can comment here or there.

Apr. 13th, 2008

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Emo! Emo! Emo!

I can hardly believe it, but I saw Emo Philips live last night.

No way. Way.
No way! Way!
NO WAY! WAY!

And yeah, so obviously, here’s where I reveal myself as the nerd fangirl I grew up as. ‘Cause I mean, seriously, how many other teenaged girls did you know who were into twisted absurdist silliness? I bet they, like me, were all mathletes too. Right? Yeah. I rest my case.

It’s true, though, and if I may reflect for a moment: my friend Walter introduced me to Emo Philips’ “E=MO2” album when we were in grade school, I think, and Emo’s material became a staple of our mutual friends’ vocabulary for years to come. I cannot overemphasize how both formative and refreshing that material was for me, since I had had no other exposure to such offbeat humor, and I loved it.

Twenty-some years later, I finally got to see him perform live at Zanies Comedy Showplace here in Nashville, and it was indeed worth waiting for. The man is a freakin’ comedy genius. His character is so well developed and his material so carefully written that you eventually just start taking his bizarre affectations in stride — in other words, his writing is so good that if he didn’t act like a mental case on stage, his comedy might seem too polished to be funny. (Which is probably why most of the people I’ve met later in life who’ve found out I was an Emo Philips fan have reacted with surprise — their only familiarity with him were quotes they’d read online, and although the jokes hold up, they’re just not the same without that spastic, tortured delivery.) Taken as a package, though, his work is pure gold.

Anyway, back to my being a fangirl: we hung around after the show to buy CDs and get Emo’s autograph, and — why not? — take a picture, too. So check it:

Emo, me, and Karsten

Whee!

Originally published at The Bee Hive. You can comment here or there.

Mar. 22nd, 2008

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Amazon email mishap - “please fill in”

I’m not one to take glee in others’ misfortunes - schadenfreude just ain’t my style. But there’s something about this email mishap from Amazon in my inbox this morning that just made me giggle, and it’s not the likelihood that someone in Seattle has just lost a job. Maybe it’s the idea that even in a company as big as Amazon, where the job functions are no doubt as specialized as insects in the rainforest, where filling in a few lines of text in an email is probably the bulk of what someone is paid to do on a daily basis, that this kind of thing can still happen. It amazes me.

(In the words of long-lost Brittney, click the image below to embiggen.)

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Originally published at The Bee Hive. You can comment here or there.

Jan. 28th, 2008

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“The Elton John of tigers”


The Elton John of tigers

Originally uploaded by Kate O’

This is the handiwork of my coworker Heather, who gave my glow-in-the-dark collapsible tiger a suit made of Cherry Cordial Hershey’s Kiss wrappers. I think I speak for us all when I say “awesome.”

Originally published at The Bee Hive. You may comment here or there.

Oct. 12th, 2007

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Half-wrong? Mostly right? Natural or unnatural? Who cares if it’s funny!

Over at Music City Bloggers, we’re debating choice and levels of wrongness, among other things.

Meanwhile over at the Onion, they get it half-right — well, mostly wrong, but still funny.

(That last one reminds me of a postcard I found one time that was captioned “San Francisco Parenting,” in which a parent was calling out to a child “Don’t forget to go both ways before crossing the street!”)

HT: Jon

Originally published at The Bee Hive. Please leave any comments there.

Oct. 4th, 2007

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Process improvement, Post-It Note style

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Communications Audit

Originally uploaded by brittney

Brittney (a.k.a. She Who Is Soon To Be Leaving Us For The City By The Bay) took this picture of the awesome handiwork of one of our colleagues who didn’t happen to have Visio handy, so she made do with Post-It notes. I’m pretty sure she has Visio now, but this is way more fun.

All of this effort is in the name of streamlining processes to improve the customer experience. As, ya know, the person who’s supposed to be managing said customer experience, I heartily approve. :)

Sep. 17th, 2007

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Bees gettin’ busy

Originally published at The Bee Hive. Please leave any comments there.

Since lots of folks are searching for it and ending up here anyway…

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this is indeed a bee hive, but it’s not the bee hive you’re looking for. Nonetheless, I have taken the trouble to provide you the link to the pictures of those bees making their hive in a jar. At right is my favorite of those pictures. ‘Cause I mean, as a vegan (most of the time), I don’t eat honey. But I mostly don’t eat honey because it’s, like, bee vomit. But if you think of it as kissing and not vomiting, it’s a lot nicer, isn’t it? I think so.

Jun. 17th, 2007

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Long term relationship = communication shorthand

him: I need to see a movie with lots of explosions and death.
me: Oh, did you call your dad?

Originally published at The Bee Hive. You can comment here or there.

Jun. 15th, 2007

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Cursed documents

The power just went out briefly at work. On a Friday at 4:20 PM, that means one thing: “early weekend!”

Well, it also meant that I ALMOST lost changes to some mockups I’d been working on. AGAIN. I made these same changes yesterday and then had to shut my force my laptop to shut down after it froze up, so I somehow lost those changes even though I’m sure I’d saved them - but the document was still open so it must have gotten horked.

And then I had just made the same changes again when the power went out. Luckily I’m on a laptop, so the battery was my backup power supply and I was able to save my work.

Maybe it’s a sign that I’m not supposed to be redesigning this page.

And maybe I should heed that early weekend call after all.

Yeah. Sounds good. I’m out. Have a great weekend everybody!

Originally published at The Bee Hive. You can comment here or there.

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My life is forever changed

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I’ve just seen the cutest bird ever. (I tried to get a picture, but it was all a blur.) That is all.

Jun. 13th, 2007

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Picked a fine time to leave me

I keep forgetting to mention that the guy who’s painting the tippy-top of the front porch (which I’m thrilled Karsten isn’t going to do himself) is the son of the guy who wrote (co-wrote?) “Lucille.”

Now, come on. How Nashvegas is that?

Originally published at The Bee Hive. You can comment here or there.

Jun. 6th, 2007

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Baaaaaaaaaby panda!

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As luck would have it, I needed a feel-good moment today, and my coworker Mic just happened to send this link around. He took this video of a baby panda in the Atlanta zoo, and it is soooo cute, your eyes will sting with the unbearably fuzzy cuteness of it.

Jun. 5th, 2007

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Worst lyrics?

Courtesy of Digg, I present to you the top 10 worst lyrics ever, as rated by BBC 6 Music.

U2, Toto, Duran Duran, and Oasis all made the list.

But are there worse examples? I can’t think of any offhand that are truly awful, but one springs to mind because of how much it missed the mark. In Dwight Yoakam’s “Ain’t That Lonely Yet” he sings:

Once there was this spider in my bed
Got caught up in her web
Of love and lies
Spun her chains around my heart and soul…

Aah! It bugs me every damn time I hear it. Spun her chains? Since when do spiders spin chains? I mean, he could have gone for the extra internal rhyme with “bed/web” and done “Spun her threads around…” or even gone suggestive and used “Wrapped her legs around…” or probably dozens of other possibilities, but “chains”? Bad. So bad.

What lyrics bug you?

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Mar. 29th, 2007

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My sentiments exactly

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